How true

Top 5 most obnoxious straphangers - by Christine Visich

Clippers: People who clip their fingernails on the subway.
Pole huggers: People who lean their whole body on the pole even though other riders are subway surfing.
Straddlers: Men who block the seats on either side of them because their legs are spread wide apart. *
Rappers: People who use the subway and its riders as an audience for their non-existent hip-hop careers.
Idlers: You rush to grab an empty seat, but some tourist or idiot is walking so slow in front of you that he blocks your target and someone else gets the seat.

* why oh why?

-from the www.thesubwaychronicles.com